Indians they you have to hate them,they are people from a really weird part of the planet.The roads suck big time you can’t predict when someone is going to crash into you.Bastards called autowallas don’t keep left and they are mostly on the right lane,they are always called bastards by other motorists hence the name was bestowed to them.They cause most of the accidents in this country.Next if you have done cornering you would have noticed it’s like a computer game where the bad guy waits for you to arrive at a particular spot and then starts shooting at you,it’s the same on Indian roads people wait at the corners literally waiting for you to arrive and then the cross the road.No one obeys the signal,pedestrians jump here and there like kids in Disney land.Boys keep staring at girls like they are from a different planet and even though they indulge in activities like smoking and drinking they act like they are really nice people.Most of them don’t know to ride a bike or drive a car but yet they behave like a formula1 world champion.They can’t corner and they don’t shift gear properly and the steering capability is simply pathetic.Most of them are short so they look like people taking cover from enemy fire and seem to be hiding behind the steering wheel.Girls have some moped like thing and they ride like drunk morons,they seem to forget the fact that they can’t do anything with a moped other than to get grocery from a nearby store and yet they want to race like casey stoner and they keep twisting the throttle even when the signal is red.You can see most fucking bikers looking at the girl in the bus rather than the road,if you are trying to overtake on the left watchout for these bastards they are damn slow and the best thing to do here is to shout “move you slow bastard” trust me it works very well.The bus always halts in the middle of the road to pick up passengers and people waiting for bus will occupy half of the road.Here local tv shows are more popular then shows on discovery channel and others sports like motogp and rugby.Almost 90% of the asssholes play nothing but cricket,they don’t know about motorsports,rugby,hockey and baseball.People here know only cars like Ferrari and bmw.If you talk about Aston martin they will ask whose name is that?.The cars they drive are hatchbacks and sedans don’t exist according to them.They buy hatchbacks like skoda fabia for prices like 7.2lacs,the explanation they give is “everything that’s present in a big car is present in this car”when you tell them “then why don’t you buy a big car for the same price”they start to blink.All skoda’s suck but they are like luxury items here.They don’t know what is traction control and manage to crash even as the car has ABS.Government here is run by bastard’s who put import duty for bikes at 120%.So if you buy a R1 for 6lakhs abroad here it is 12.5 lakhs or above.The internet speed here never crosses 200-300kbps and you have a download limit.Similarly the allowed speed on the highways is 40kmph even if you have bike more than 200cc you have to follow it.But you don’t have to pull over if cops try to stop you.They have diesel cars made by Hyundai which will never keep upto you and they never go fast.Cops in tamilnadu boast they are next to Scotland yard in catching criminals.They are the fattest in the world and they can’t run even at 5kmph!!!.Most of them don’t know how to fire their weapon and they have some kind of old revolver to shoot criminals.The roads are full of speedbreakers which are actually used as spinebreakers.The airforce uses planes made in soviet era and looks rusted,army never uses satellites to stop local militants and their gunas are very low-tech.The navy has no only one aircraft carrier and it may fall apart at anytime.If anyone is planning about coming to this wonderful land consult your insurance guys first.If you are a citizen of this nation you would be used to the facts mentioned above and still dream the the nation will develop by 2020 and it will be a better place to live!!!!!!!!!!
